The Battle of the Fryers

When I was staying with my grand daughter Agnes for 10 days, while her parents were on a European holiday, I discovered a new way to cook. It’s clean, efficient, and the results are delicious.

I was hesitant at first. After all, I have been cooking in traditional ways for over 50 year and, while I may not have won any awards for my creations, nobody has been poisoned either. Full disclosure, there was one time, back when my kids were little and by accident I left a couple of burgers staying warm on the BBQ overnight. The next day they smelled OK and I was afraid that my first husband, who was very frugal, would catch me in the act of throwing them out, so I heated them up and served them for dinner. James knew what to do – he threw up all over his bed and felt fine by the morning. Jennifer, on the other hand, was not so quick to react and she had an upset stomach and diarrhea for several days.

Other than almost killing my children, I have done pretty well in the cooking department. I thought “why mess with a good thing?” But Agnes was anxious to have the chicken wings her mother had left for us, and she said they had to be cooked in their new air fryer. I carefully read the operating instructions and recipes that came with the fryer. I got the salad ready and then held my breath as I cooked the wings. They tasted pretty good considering my inexperience! Agnes and I ate lots and then I cleaned up, which was very easy.

A couple of days later, I cooked some pork chops in the fryer. They were thin and I overcooked them a bit, as in 5 minutes instead of 3, but they had a nice glaze and some good veggies and once again the meal was successful and the cleaning up was a breeze. Meanwhile at home, Peter was avoiding our BBQ due to outdoor heat, and therefore running out of food. I decided that this appliance would fit nicely into my cooking routine.

When I got home, I told Peter my plan and he went right to his Ipad and started looking for air fryer sales. He found a second-hand one for only $40 and decided that we should buy it. It was small and round and a brand with a poor reputation. Meanwhile I did some research of my own and found out that the recommended brand was Ninja and one new model had 2 baskets so that 2 different items could be cooked at different temperatures at the same time. This meant that, for example, you could cook meat in one basket and vegetables in the other, all for very short times and with little cleaning up. The battle of the fryers began. Peter was insisting that $40 was a real bargain, and I was insisting that $40 was not a bargain if it wasn’t what we needed. We went to bed on different sides of the basket, I mean the debate.

The next day an opportunity presented itself. Peter went to play bridge with some friends. What was I to do? Of course I went shopping. I drove to the first likely store which happened to be Canadian Tire. I strode purposefully to the customer service desk and asked the clerk where I could find air fryers. She said, and I am not making this up, “You mean the Ninja model with 2 baskets that’s on sale for $80 off?” I made a fool of myself screaming “Yes that’s it!!”

The poor clerk recovered from her shock and led me to the aisle, measured the machine to make sure it would fit on our counter, and carried it to the cashier where I paid. Then she picked it up and carried it to my car. I would have hugged her but she was rushing back to the store.

At home Lucy, the cleaning lady, helped me carry the new appliance into the kitchen where I unpacked it and began planning dinner. I cooked chicken breasts in one basket and tiny potatoes with broccoli in the other basket, all in less than 20 minutes. Peter arrived home from bridge and sat down to dinner. He declared the meal “delicious.” He didn’t even question how I had cooked everything. The battle of the fryers was over.

Sue

The Winner:

Christmas Visit

After a busy, fun-filled Christmas holiday, our houseguests, Beniamino and Anna, are returning to their home in Italy tonight.

As you can see from the photo, they came prepared for the weather. Besides down-filled coats, they had gloves, scarves, hats, ear muffs and boots. They ventured out almost every day. Only Boxing Day, with the heavy snowfall, deterred them. After a lot of frantic pacing, they gave up and accepted our offer to take them on the subway downtown to Sankofa Square. They held onto each other as we navigated the ice and slush, stopping at Little Canada, and enjoying the lights at the Eaton Centre and the 2 City Halls. Then we came home to relax with coffee and stories of Peter’s childhood village in Italy.

Beniamino soon got the hang of winter driving and the next day they were off again visiting relatives and friends. Their daughter and grandchildren, who were staying elsewhere with an aunt, joined them when their travels took them as far away as Canada’s Wonderland, and Niagara Falls. The grandkids got a huge kick out of Blue Mountain where they tried tubing, cross-country skiing and rope-climbing in the snow drifts.

During their stay, Beniamino and Anna made shopping trips for souvenirs to take home. They collected traditional things like snow globes of the CN tower, and maple leaf tee-shirts. Their favorite food souvenirs were maple syrup, peanut butter and Tim Horton’s coffee pods. They stocked up on paper plates and other stationary. They made a trip to Lee Valley for tube squeezers and other gadgets. Their bedroom got fuller and fuller.

We shared meals, mostly breakfasts, together. We learned that they prefer fruit and sweets like biscotti and cannoli, but one day they got brave and tried the breakfast that Peter and I eat every morning. That night they returned with strawberries and ladyfingers. Apparently our steel-cut oats were not a hit. Planning dinners was more complicated. Often they would call around 5 pm to say they wouldn’t be returning till late. Our fridge bulged with leftovers.

One day they found themselves here for lunch. They had anticipated this and bought a BBQ chicken and some asparagus which Anna planned to cook. It was a pasta recipe she had recently learned from her daughter who lives in Mexico. But she needed some tomatoes to make into a sauce. Peter gallantly offered his home-made “tomato sauce” which he neglected to mention also contains beef. While the chicken was warming up, Anna prepared her recipe of asparagus, garlic and olive oil. She stirred it lovingly as it simmering on the stove. Then Peter triumphantly dumped in his homemade concoction. Anna glared. It was the war of the sauces!

Peter and Beniamino had many spirited conversations, with Anna adding comments here and there. I could usually follow the topics but I rarely offered more than “si”, or “perfetto”, or “fredo” (which was a very useful word because it WAS cold every day!) But we did have one language default with greater consequences. On New Year’s Eve Beniamino and Anna were leaving for the entire day, beginning at 10 am. They were going to several events with various groups, and Peter got the definite impression that they were staying overnight at the last place.

As we got ready for bed aroud 11:00 pm, we turned off the lights and turned on the house alarm. Around 1:30 am our guests returned and unknowingly set off the alarm. Buzzers sounded and a commanding voice shouted “Identify yourself! The police are coming!” When I woke up and ran to the entrance, Anna and Beniamino were standing near the door, frozen in place, a look of terror on their faces.

Other than that incident, we liked having our holiday guests. We enjoyed their company. We shared lots of Italian baking and family stories. I re-learned a few lessons and some vocabulary from my Italian classes. Peter talked with long-lost cousins, and revisited a lot of childhood memories from his Italian village.

But, sadly, the Christmas season is over. Time to rest up, eat all those leftovers, and move on.

Sue

Food For Thought

An acquaintance dropped by the other day for a coffee and, as he was leaving, he mentioned that he had to go to Bruno’s to pick up something for dinner. The he said “My wife and I don’t cook any more.” Just like that!

A couple of days later, as I was going through my recipe book and meticulously making up my grocery list, I found a recipe for BBQ’d chicken wings that I wanted to try. The recipe recommended using wings from COSTCO. In the COSTCO meat department I found the wings for $23.99. Right beside them were wings in the same sized package, which had been skinned and seasoned, for $27.99. Did I really want to buy all that skin and do all that extra work to save $4? Definitely Not.

Then I started looking around some more. In another bunker I found bacon-wrapped chicken medallions. I had tried this myself with bacon strips, tooth picks and chicken breasts, and what a finicky job it was. I picked up the COSTCO version and added it to my cart. I found some lamb chops on sale too. I loved the idea of these and other meats that Peter could cook on the BBQ, leaving no kitchen mess. Now I was on a mission. Salmon steaks? Why not!

I looked into another bunker and found peppers stuffed with ground beef, something we had tried once and loved. Then I spied a 3-bean salad – three kinds of beans and a vinegar dressing: lots of protein and a work-saver for me. And then, staring me in the eye was lasagna.

Now every cook knows that lasagna is one of the most time-consuming recipes on the planet. You need at least 4 containers – one pot for boiling the noodles, another for sauteing the onions, spices and meat for the sauce, and a third container for grating and mixing the cheeses. Then you need the lasagna pan for the oven, plus other spoons and measuring cups. When you’re finished, the kitchen looks like a death trap – with red splotches all over the counters and stove. The COSTCO lasagna went into my cart too.

By this time my cart was getting full, and I was feeling guilty. It was not so much because I was giving myself a break from tedious kitchen work. But I was thinking about my rule to “Buy Canadian!” Although COSTCO is an American company, there are a lot of Canadians employed in every Canadian warehouse. But what about the products? I went home and checked online. Here’s what I found:

COSTCO beef comes from Alberta. Lamb comes from Australia. Salmon comes from the Atlantic but where in the Atlantic is not clear. I have my fingers crossed that the salmon don’t want to be part of the US either, and probably swim to Nova Scotia to be caught.

But chicken? Chicken comes from a farm in Nebraska! How can this be? Chickens are pretty easy to raise. I have a friend who has chickens in her back yard for heaven’s sake. Anybody can raise chickens. How many chickens would I have to raise to get a meal of wings for 2 of us, plus a few medallions for the BBQ? Probably about 7. Plus the cost of the chicken coop and the feed and straw. And fighting off the coyotes in the neighbourhood. More problematic than cooking.

As for the 3-bean salad? Made in Canada! A small victory in my quest to make work in the kitchen a little easier.

Sue